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Nov. 22nd, 2009 @ 08:46 pm Brotherhood of Death


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Nov. 22nd, 2009 @ 07:53 pm Lion of the Desert


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Nov. 19th, 2009 @ 07:33 pm Heat


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Nov. 19th, 2009 @ 07:01 pm Quick reviews
Avenging Disco Godfather: Stalwart Dan and I followed up Megaforce with our perennial favorite "so-bad-it's-good" flick, Avenging Disco Godfather. Rudy Ray Moore plays Tucker, a former cop turned disco owner (uh-hunh) in L.A. After some truly terrible MCing from Tucker, his nephew Bucky (Julius Carry, The Last Dragon) O.D.es on some Angel Dust his friend gave him. Tucker is thus forced to enter the drug world once again because, as we learn later "This shit is killing our kids" and "There are only three things that make Tucker angry. One of them is when you mess with his family." The film is pretty much a standard late blaxpo (i.e. lower than low budget, no name cast, no recognizable musicians on the soundtrack) anti-drug/they-pushed-him-too-far revenge film really only notable for the loopy brilliance of its missteps (Rudy Ray Moore trying to seriously deliver lines, line flubs left in, horrible acting, bad special effects, and off-the-wall stuff like the cowboy assassin who uses a whip and Colt revolver). Rudy Ray Moore's comedies are almost as poorly made but they don't make the mistake of trying to have us take them seriously, as Moore does here. It was hilarious to watch it again and I highly recommend it to bad movie fans.

Drag Me to Hell: Billed as Sam Raimi's return to his horror roots, it is, indeed, just that, though here Raimi has a bit less slapstick and a bit more EC Comics style mean-spirit. While I think that George Romero's Creepshow is still the be-all-end-all of films in this spirit, Raimi brings likable, capable actors (I'm never going to be a fan of Justin Long in anything but Apple commercials) and quite a bit of polish with his off-the-wall sense of humor always in the background. Dan's roommate called this the perfect film to see with an animated crowd and I can believe it. I liked the call backs to Night of the Demon and I was glad I was warned of the final twist-instead of feeling ripped off or angry as some others did, I just felt like it was all in the game. It would be nice if Raimi popped one of these off every so often between his bigger non-horror films-like The Gift I felt it was a solid but not great entry into its genre.

The Wire, Season 4: Again, I think being warned that this was going to "break my heart" helped make the downbeat ending okay. My second favorite season thus far after Season 1, I really appreciate how the show continues to create interesting, multi-dimensional characters you care about while shedding new light on the old ones.
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Nov. 15th, 2009 @ 10:50 pm MegaForce


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Nov. 15th, 2009 @ 04:01 pm Quick reviews (again)
Clearly I'm doing a bad job of keeping up with this again. So last weekend was BVH's birthday, and at her request we went to see The Men Who Stare At Goats. Now, I'm a huge fan of Jeff Bridges, and I like Ewan MacGregor and George Clooney as much as the next guy (though perhaps not as much as BVH) and Kevin Spacey once seemed like a promising actor, though I find his recent work to be lacking. The film seemed to be a wacky comedy based off of the various 1980s U.S. Military psychic research programs, which should be a fertile ground for a wacky comedy. Unfortunately, this was all peripheral to a road trip through the Iraq War story with MacGregor as a reporter and Clooney as a man on a journey to find his former commander and spiritual mentor, Bridges. The film tries to be Iraq's M.A.S.H. or Catch-22 but utterly fails to strike the right balance between wacky and fucked up, which is crucial for a serious farce of that kind. Spacey is very blah here, but the other actors do what they do best, which saves the project somewhat. Ultimately I think that the film would have been better if it stuck to the 1970s/1980s days or if it had been more serious, since it is based on real events to a certain extent that are quite serious. I may have to read the book it's based on. Still, BVH enjoyed it, so your mileage will probably vary.

Yellowbeard: This film was a favorite of mine growing up, a comedy that was perennially on cable and whose jokes, such as "Stagger, stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, crawl" became a basic part of my vocabulary at the time. Unfortunately, the film just didn't hold up when I re-watched it last weekend. It's possibly that was somewhat due to the Baroness, who sometimes acts as the "comedy killer" when she just can't get into a film-see Sean of the Dead for an example-but I have a feeling it's more that the bad taste jokes such as the constant pauses for Yellowbeard to rape women are less funny and just more bad taste. There's also wasted potential here-no movie with this many comedians-Peter Cook, Graham Chapman, Marty Feldman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Peter Boyle, Cheech and Chong, Madeline Kahn, and Kenneth Mars should be this light on laughs.

I Love You Man: We had more luck with yucks with this one which has Jason Segel and Paul Rudd doing the Judd Apatow-style bromance thing. BVH found it a bit too awkward for comfort, but I found it to be a reasonably funny comedy, though I did notice that the female characters are fairly personality free and are basically there to cheerlead, show off their desperation to get married or for sex appeal. Segel and Rudd are perfect, however, and there's some funny jokes using Lou Ferigno and some ludicrous billboards that really work. Not my favorite recent Rudd comedy (that would be Role Models) but a fairly solid one.
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Nov. 8th, 2009 @ 04:24 pm Other stuff
We're up to Season 4 of the The Wire. I still really dig the show but I do feel like the best season is still Season 1. That's sort of like saying that Branded to Kill is my favorite Suzuki Seijun film, since I dig every single film of his I see.

Watched Ghostbusters and Beetlejuice on Halloween night, while carving pumpkins, roasting seeds, making f-ed up chocolate/almond popcorn and having way too much sugar in general. Ghostbusters is still one of my all-time favorite films, but Beetlejuice wasn't quite as funny as I remembered it-I think some of Michael Keaton's schitck has dated poorly, but it's still a funny and off-the-wall take on ghosts, haunting, and the afterlife.

Went to the Kimertyl's annual Halloween pumpkin carving thing a few weeks back and had a really good time. I also made it out to The Factory of Terror again with my siblings-pretty good run this year, a bit larger than it's been in the past and a few good moments, good crowd too. The sibs drove back to Kingston and we all watched The Legend of Hell House-still a very solid haunted house flick with a few tricks up it's sleeve, and eerie atmosphere and a few good jump scenes-and then the next day I made them some buckwheat pancakes and bacon before they hit the road. Good times.
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Nov. 8th, 2009 @ 03:35 pm Quick reviews
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Nov. 4th, 2009 @ 09:39 pm Halloween catch-up
I was doing pretty good keeping up with my October viewing, but I've gotten completely behind the last few weeks. Here's a quick rundown of some of the films I've been watching:

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Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 09:35 pm The Hunchback of Notre Dame


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Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 07:30 pm The Devil Bat


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Oct. 22nd, 2009 @ 12:11 am Isle of the Dead


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Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 11:34 pm Forbidden Planet


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Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:14 am Zombieland


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Oct. 19th, 2009 @ 11:17 pm Bedlam


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Oct. 17th, 2009 @ 11:03 pm Hour of the Wolf


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Oct. 17th, 2009 @ 10:14 pm Devil Doll


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Oct. 16th, 2009 @ 08:23 pm The Phantom of the Opera (1989)


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Oct. 16th, 2009 @ 07:20 pm Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941)


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Oct. 15th, 2009 @ 10:52 pm It Came From Beneath the Sea


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