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Jul. 15th, 2009 @ 03:48 pm Our Hero? Night Part III: Bulletproof


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Jul. 13th, 2009 @ 12:56 pm Our Hero? Night Part II: Stand Alone
Stand Alone was the second film of the night, and it's so obscure that I can't even find a decent screen grab, VHS cover, or title card to use for an image. Stand Alone was released by New World Pictures, whether only to video (most likely) or to theaters I'm not entirely sure. It was made by a one off Texas production company and shot in Dallas though it is set in L.A. I'd love to know the story of how this one got made/pitched; director Alan Beattie (The Rundown) has mostly worked as a producer, while writer Roy Carlson has worked on just two additional films. Was Charles Durning (Breakheart Pass) their first choice to play the lead? Was Durning's son Douglas (who plays Durning's character in flashback) somehow involved, or was he brought on because they needed a younger actor who could plausibly play Durning forty years earlier? Charles Durning has no further credits with the film, so it doesn't seem to be a vanity project.

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Jul. 13th, 2009 @ 09:24 am Our Hero? Night Part 1: McBain

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Jul. 12th, 2009 @ 09:56 pm Quick reviews
Role Models: I didn't realize this was from largely the same group that did Wet Hot American Summer, but the fact that it was probably accounts for why it is way more amusing than I expected it to be. Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott star as a promotion team for a horrible energy drink that gets sent from high school to high school hawking the vile stuff. Rudd is having a "1/3 life crisis" and flips out, going on a minor rampage that results in the pair facing 30 days of jail or community service. The community service ends up being with a "Big Brothers" type of organization, and each is assigned a problem child-one is an out of control, sex obsessed kid who swears constantly, the other is a high schooler whose parents have enrolled him since they find his chosen social activity, which is basically a NERO style LARP organization. I found the whole thing hilarious, even if it follows basic buddy/romantic comedy rules and is thus fairly predictable. Worth a look if you ever LARPed or participated in the SCA and have a sense of humor about it, and especially if you're a fan of Rudd, Elizabeth Banks or David Wain.

Milk: I don't know enough about the real life figures in the film, but as far as biopics go its one of the best. The cast is uniformly excellent and it seemed relatively free of Hollywood cheese. Excellent drama; I intend to watch the documentary The Life and Times of Harvey Milk soon.

To Live and Die In L.A.: I have NO idea what possessed me to put this on my "to watch" list, but it was definitely a mixed bag. William Friedkin once again reminds us that just about no one can put together a chase through a crowded city as well as he can, but the over powering 80s-ness gets to one after a while. I found William L. Peterson and John Pankow's Secret Service investigators relatively unsympathetic so it was hard to get 100% behind them; meanwhile, Willem Dafoe's counterfeiter is kind of creepy. Still, it's not bad as far as "ambiguous" crime films go, and it certainly had an ending that I did not see coming at all. Nice to see Steve James in a big budget film, even if its an unrewarding small part (and has him losing a fight to Dafoe and his bodyguard, which was somewhat unbelievable to say the least) and John Turturro as a double crossing crook in Dafoe's group.

28 Weeks Later: Totally crap sequel to a great horror film that completely abandons the first film's sticking to its internal logic and attention to creating likable characters to care for in favor of every character making completely bizarre decisions, mostly retarded behavior by a prepared military force and the entire story being driven by the bad decisions of the cast of characters. Bizarro Tim warned me not to watch it, but for some reason I chose not to listen to him. Completely skippable.
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Jun. 29th, 2009 @ 08:47 pm Quick Reviews
Fallen behind a lot with the massive library project sucking out a lot of my normal off-work time and some of the energy. So here are some fast reviews to catch up with:

Flirting With Disaster: Part of my library haul, I had heard good things about this 1996 Ben Stiller film. While it's certainly different from most Stiller vehicles-no doubt to due to David O. Russell's direction and a great cast that includes Mary Tyler Moore, George Segal, David Patrick Kelley, Josh Brolin, Richard Jenkins, Patricia Arquette, Lily Tomlin and Alan Alda, ultimately there's a lot of the same kind of "uncomfortable" humor that the Baroness really doesn't like, so she was not a fan. I enjoyed some of the weird places the story went and there are definitely great moments here and there due to the ensemble cast.

Synecdoche, New York: I know this is going to prove once again that I'm a middle brow film lover, at best, but I just could not get into this film. I ended up fast forwarding it and then finally giving up entirely after about the half-way mark. I felt like the ever building layers of artifice and the house of cards structure that was being built, along with the ever increasing misery and unpleasantness was just too much for me. The cast is quite good, but in the middle of an exhausting project at work I just wasn't in the mood for this kind of film.

Punisher: War Zone: A totally irredeemable exercise in extreme violence for extreme violence's sake that borders on self parody should probably not end up being highly entertaining, but somehow it was. While I feel that the third time was not the charm, at least at finding whatever I found so appealing about the Punisher comics back when I was a huge fan in the late 80s, the film certainly gets closer than either of the previous outings. The film had me laughing at its absurdity/shittiness but I do wish they'd put in a little more effort-some bits I thought were going to take the film to even more ludicrous heights were merely forgotten/left out. Similarly, I thought that including more characters from the comic-Microchip, Jigsaw-was a good idea, but then the film either didn't do anything with them, subordinated them to another "PUNISHER SEARCHES FOR HIS SOUL" plot done even worse than in the previous two adaptations, or changed them in ways that hurt the original idea's charm (specifically, I always liked that originally Jigsaw was just a no-name punk who the Punisher threw through a plate glass window, rather than a low budget version of The Joker). Watching this immediately after starting The Wire was a little odd since Dominic West is in both, as very different characters.

And Then There Were None: Okay 1945 Christie adaptation with Barry Fitzgerald and Walter Huston headlining. Definitely entertaining, but the copy I had was a low budget DVD and I felt that the comedy was a little OTT for a murder mystery. Easy to see how this was a big influence on the slasher genre that would follow.

Harvey: Jimmy Stewart has his life ruined by a Pooka. Wackiness ensues. Okay but I have a feeling this was more fun on the stage.

Let the Right One In: I really need to watch this again on a cold winter night, preferably with snow on the ground, then try and walk down the road to the liquor store. I have a feeling that would decide if I really liked it. I thought it was atmospheric but I couldn't quite get into it.

Executive Decision: Caught this randomly on cable; totally, utterly ridiculous, and thus fairly entertaining. The fact that it has Kurt Russell, Oliver Platt and Joe Morton AND features Steven Segal going down like a moron helps too.

Happy-Go-Lucky: I liked this for the most part but I found that the lead character did not wear on me well, but on the plus side it was nice to have a movie like this that did not focus on a romantic relationship but was basically just a character study; I enjoyed seeing the "happy go lucky" mask finally come down as well. Good performances all around.

The Wire: Amazing! I can't wait to get into Season 2. Should've listened to everyone who said to watch it much, much sooner. Great performances all around, great multi-dimensional characters, real emotion.

Cowboy Bebop: Still working my way through the series, still really digging it. Again, I waited WAY too long to get around to checking this out.
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Jun. 19th, 2009 @ 10:02 pm La Cage Aux Folles


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Jun. 11th, 2009 @ 08:06 pm Quantum of Solace


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Jun. 10th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm Dressed to Kill


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Jun. 10th, 2009 @ 09:40 pm Quick Reviews
Down with Love: I remember when the trailers came out for this six years ago (has it really been that long?) and thinking that it look sort of stilted and mostly forgetting about it, though I seem to recall that some BMMB-oid or other had affection for it. As the Baroness has a thing for Ewan MacGregor (Attack of the Clones) this ended up being the first movie from my haul that we watched. The Baroness had seen the movie and knew she enjoyed it, so I went along for the ride. While I think they did a reasonable job of approximating the look of a film of the type they were referencing, the feel of it seemed off-too much modern Rom-Com and "oh, look how quaint everyone was" crept in for my taste. Still, the supporting couple-Sarah Paulson (Serenity) and David Hyde Pierce (A Bug's Life)-were amusing enough, and Ewan dapper/goofy enough that the film was reasonably entertaining. I disliked the 9th hour twist which I took as a little creepy, and Renée Zellweger (Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation) is her usual combination of off looks and irritating spunky, but it doesn't quite kill the film overall. It's an odd exercise in style, if nothing else.

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein: I am sure that I saw this years ago on the Creature Double Feature, but that means it's probably been 25 years since I've sat down and watched the film from start to end (if I ever did). In a lot of ways its actually a step up from the previous two Universal Monster Mash movies; at least here they were trying to be silly. Abbott and Costello's routines don't seem to have too much energy here-I think I preferred them in Hold that Ghost-but there are some cute/funny moments. Certainly Bud's sad sackness was amusing, particularly how he kept being unable to get a date while Lou has two women vying for his attention (of course the audience knows that both are using him). I enjoyed, too, that for a time we almost get a reprise of Son of Dracula's weird femme fatale putting one over on Drac theme that borders on Film Noir. Glenn Strange, is, as always, a horribly uninspired Frankenstein's monster, and Bela is on his last legs here but puts in a reasonable showing for himself as Dracula. Lon Chaney's does his usual Larry Talbot act, which after four movies is wearing a bit thin-luckily some of the best gags are based on poking fun at it. Worth a look for Universal fans.
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May. 31st, 2009 @ 08:27 pm Ulysses


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May. 31st, 2009 @ 06:41 pm Helen of Troy


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May. 24th, 2009 @ 04:46 pm In Bruges
I could do a full review of this detailing why I disliked it so much, but I'm going to pass. Mainly because I did not pay close enough attention to be totally qualified to review it. Still, it lost me fairly early on, as it basically seemed like yet another "introspective yet comedic indy look at the lives of hit men". I enjoy Brendan Gleason a lot, but I found that Colin Farrell was 100% ass in this-I just didn't like him, and if this is what he has to offer I don't get the appeal. Ralph Fiennes was okay as a nasty angry crook (sort of like Ben Kingsley's turn in Sexy Beast, but no where near as cool) and the city itself is stunning, but beyond that, the whole Purgatory metaphor and "ponder your miserable life while sexy lady crooks and racist midgets wander in and out of the picture and people swear constantly" just wasn't hitting for me the night I watched it.
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May. 22nd, 2009 @ 09:51 pm Thunderbolt and Lightfoot


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May. 22nd, 2009 @ 08:48 pm Miracle at St. Anna


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May. 17th, 2009 @ 02:32 pm Quick review: Star Trek
I don't feel like doing a full review of this flick, so I'll confine myself to a quick summary. I enjoyed the film, and for a big dumb summer event movie it was decent. It did, however, have all the limitations of that genre. Characters are very thin (which would probably be more acceptable since we know the characters already, but since a temporal anomaly has resulted in major changes to some it makes it much less acceptable), the plot is full of stupid things that happen so they can look "cool", and there's a lot of the "bad boy hero" school of thought that's just plain retarded (re: Kirk driving a vintage car-a vintage car that's gotta be at least 200 years old-off a Grand Canyon like cliff in Iowa-in IOWA-when he's 12 or so). While I liked most of the principles, I thought Quinto was pretty weak as Spock and the actual Spock stuff was kind of ham handed, but at least it was actually Nimoy. I actually would've preferred the guy who played Kirk's dad play Kirk. Finally, the guys I've seen in film before-Karl Urban as McCoy, Simon Pegg as Scotty, and John Cho's Sulu were all pretty good. The other supporting cast members were decent. I could actually see this being MORE enjoyable as a TV show, because then they wouldn't feel the need to (fail) to make everything EPIC (seriously, Eric Bana's Nero is one of the lamest villains in the Trek film franchise history, it's not EPIC) and maybe they could stop trying to make sure we all knew that "THIS ISN'T YOUR FATHER'S STAR TREK" and "'SPLOSIONS" and "OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE THAT". The cast is likable with good chemistry, the slant on the original show keeps enough of the charm while doing its own thing, why not make a series of it? I feel like movies are never going to be able to slow down enough and stop being ADD long enough to be truly enjoyable in the way a good TV version of this could be.
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May. 14th, 2009 @ 03:49 pm The Wages of Fear


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May. 14th, 2009 @ 02:55 pm X-Men Origins: Wolverine


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May. 14th, 2009 @ 02:52 pm The Ex-Mrs. Bradford


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May. 13th, 2009 @ 04:01 pm BMMB Greatness
For the record, the idea of a "New York City Really Has It All" movie night is phenomenal.
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May. 11th, 2009 @ 12:04 pm The Man with the Golden Gun


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