Professor Mortis ([info]professormortis) wrote,
@ 2008-07-18 13:01:00
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Quick reviews
What I've been watching lately:



Don't Torture a Duckling: An early Lucio Fulci flick, this is a pretty solid giallo. The basic plot is that someone in a small Sicilian village is murdering young boys (10-13ish). A big city cop, the local police, and a reporter are all working to solve the case, and the suspects boil down to the local priest, the daughter of a rich land owner who's returned to the area (and is played by red-hot Czech Barbara Bouchet), the village idiot and the local "witch", really a disturbed woman whose seizures mark her out as an outcast in the superstition environment of the village. Fulci actually manages coherence and the film is beautiful, making great use of mountanious Sicilian terrain and character actors to give it a lot of flavor. The plot isn't the most innovative ever but there is a fair amount of red herrings and the killer and the reasons for killing are somewhat refreshing in a giallo, and it's nice to see one that doesn't rely on an urban setting and trenchcoats and hats. Recommended to giallo/thriller fans, though I warn you that there is some pretty nasty gore and the ending death is ludicrously drawn out and not as successful FX-wise as the rest of the film.

The Man Who Laughs: Universal brought over Paul Leni and Conrad Veidt from Germany at the height of the Expressionist film maker's movement's power. The idea was to end the threat of German film success by taking all of their best actors and directors. When they wanted a follow-up to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, they got the rights to another Victor Hugo book, The Man Who Laughs (the tale of an English political prisoner's son who is mutilated with a carved on smile as punishment), but unfortunately their intended star, Lon Chaney, went over to MGM. They plugged Leni and Veidt into the film, and I think that Veidt, at least, was the right decision. His lanky form makes the prosthetic used to create hi character's terrible visage more believeable that it would've been on Chaney, I think. In any case, Veidt does a great job with the part, but Leni's direction is mixed. In the early scenes there's some truly astounding work, like Gwynplaine's (Veidt) journey through the snow past gibbets and the King's torture rooms, all of which recalls the work the Germans were doing on the continent at this time. Unfortuantely the extended court scenes and the terribly Hollywood ending (which stoops so low as to have a freaking DOG save the day) although the book's ending, which sounds forced in the other way, probably wouldn't have been much better. In any case, the tale is okay, but not quite what I expected, and it's interesting the sympathetic Gwynplaine's image was later used as the basis for The Joker, who is not very sympathetic at all and doesn't have Gwynplaine's "sad clown" identity.

Star Gate: I had never seen the film that the long-running tv show was based on, probably because I've never been a fan of the show. Still, the film stars Kurt Russell and James Spader, so I gave it a shot. For a Emmerich and Devlin film it was fluffy light entertainment, not good but there, which is about all you can expect from those guys (and it's at least mercifully short compared to, say, ID4). Everyone gives and okay performance, the costumes and FX look good, but that's about all I can say for it.

Suspicion: I have to say I didn't pay as close attention to this as I should've (I got interrupted a lot) but it's a solid Hitchcock film and part of the 1940s-1950s cycle of films where a woman's mate may or may not be planning to kill her and she's trying to decide if she's being paranoid or not. Apparently the ending on this one was changed but it was an okay flick, though so divorced from modern experience that it feels pretty distant. Still, you could do much much worse.

Wall-E: I caught this with Moms Mortis and Brother Grimm on the 4rth and we all had a great time with it. Not my favorite Pixar film, but as good as their films always are, and yeah, there's some tension between the anti-consumerist part of the message and the fact that this will be marketed like crazy, but I'm not going to worry about that as there's plenty of stuff here that's not about consumerism gone awry; really the film is about hope and change and I quite enjoyed it.

Hancock: BVH wanted to see this and it was super hot out (and it was a Tuesday that I skipped out on Judo, bad me, but the Circle Cinemas runs a 6 buck ticket night every Tuesday) so I agreed to go with her. Not at all what I expected, from the back story of Hancock on, but it was actually a decent if not great flick. Jason Bateman is really the center to the film and I really enjoyed what they did with his character. Will Smith, as usual, is better than people give him credit for and I enjoyed the take on superheroes the film had. Could it have been better? Hell yeah, but for what it was it was enjoyable.

Where Eagles Dare: Brother Grimm has been after me to see this forever, and finally having seen it I thought it was good. Not a great film, by any means, but the twists are plentiful and caught me at least a few times. Clint Eastwood is strictly second bananna to Richard Burton, but it's obvious which one excels at an action part and which one is the pompous ACTOR (though Burton isn't quite too big for his britches here, so he doesn't ruin it). The action is well done, the plot is good, and the supporting cast does well enough.




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[info]dferguson
2008-07-18 06:45 pm UTC (link)
STARGATE: I actually prefer the TV series to the movie. Somehow, even with all the explosions and running around, the movie has always seemed oddly slow and lacking in energy. There's nothing wrong with it but with two powerhouses like Kurt Russell and James Spader I expected more.

WHERE EAGLES DARE: The thing that always astounds me about the movie is the bodycount racked up. At one point Eastwood guns down so many Nazis that when he and Burton go down the hallway they're practically knee deep in bodies. And surprisingly Eastwood and Burton make a great team of brains and brawn. wasn't there supposed to be sequel to this?

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[info]murpheyslaw
2008-07-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I agree on the pacing in Stargate. The most exciting and fastest paced section, i swear, is when Daniel is translating the Gate Addy. Its the only part of the movie that seems like it cares.

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[info]professormortis
2008-07-18 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Yep, like most Devlin/Emmerich jobs you can taste the cynicism and lack of care.

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[info]murpheyslaw
2008-07-18 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Indeedy!

The only reason I have fond memories of ID4 is that I saw it at a B-day party for a friend (born on july 4 natch) and the group of us watched it in some tiny theatre where were were at least 60% of the audience. After about 10 minutes of Devlin/Emmerich "goodness" the heckling started in earnest. Luckily the rest of the crowd was cool with it.

At one point ~ 1/2 way into the flick the B-day-boy stands up and cries "Let me guess, you are gonna kill these here martians with a virus, but as a twist it'll be a computer virus!" When the final "solution" is revealed, i swear one of the people not in our group shouts out "when annoying kids write your movie for you, you know its gonna be crap!"

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[info]professormortis
2008-07-18 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Well, I had a good time with it due to a) low expectations and b) seeing it with my brother. We did less heckling and more "hey! That's from X!" stuff. The best part was when Randy Quaid showed up one of us said "Ten bucks that guy pulls the stunt from Gigantis the Fire Monster" (i.e. the guy tries to fly a fish spotting old prop plane into Godzilla to kill him, but gets singed and crash lands into the glacier and shows the rest of the guys the way to defeat him, i.e. by burying him in ice), so when he basically does just that we were both primed to say "AND NOW YOU DIE" as the guy does in that flick.

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[info]murpheyslaw
2008-07-18 07:11 pm UTC (link)
nice!

I think another was "Let me guess, President LoneStar will fly against the aliens in LoneStar-1"

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[info]professormortis
2008-07-18 06:57 pm UTC (link)
I don't like the series much, but it's still an improvement over the movie, which does so little with it's leads and is, as you say, without energy.

Yeah, the body count in that flick is crazy high; I found the part where Eastwood is mowing down tons of guys pretty funny as I actually said "don't any of these guys have grenades?" and what happens next but they bring up some grenades!

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[info]murpheyslaw
2008-07-18 06:45 pm UTC (link)
So i have to ask... Duckling?

Is this some sort of folk wisdom used as an analogy in the plot, or is it just a great title to make you go "wha?"

Also, man i haven't watched Suspicion in a long time.

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[info]professormortis
2008-07-18 06:59 pm UTC (link)
A fashion in giallo was insane titles and animal names, hence The Bird with Crystal Plummage, Four Flies on Grey Velvet, Cat O' Nine Tails, Woman with Lizard's Skin and so on. I'm not sure the title means much else than that, though kids do die; maybe it means something more in Italian?

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[info]murpheyslaw
2008-07-18 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, the interweb seems to suggest that there is a donald duck doll in the film to which the title refers, but frankly if thats true they probably put it in the film to justify the insane animal title as you suggest.

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[info]professormortis
2008-07-18 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Nah, it's in there. I totally forgot about it. A kid has it...fuck...she takes the head off...I think because she saw the murders or something....crap...it's been a while and I was very tired when I watched it.

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