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Jan. 7th, 2009 @ 02:23 pm Justice League: The New Frontier


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Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 09:51 am Fantasia
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Nov. 28th, 2007 @ 08:32 pm Beowulf


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Oct. 9th, 2007 @ 11:09 pm The Invincible Iron Man
Current Location: Home
Current Music: Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, "Kiss Kiss"


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Jul. 23rd, 2007 @ 12:41 pm Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles
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Jan. 3rd, 2007 @ 09:16 am Rudolph's Shiny New Year
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Dec. 21st, 2006 @ 01:51 pm The Year Without a Santa Claus
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Dec. 17th, 2006 @ 11:01 am Jack Frost
Current Location: Mom's house
Current Mood: sick
Current Music: Tombstone on in the background


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Nov. 27th, 2006 @ 09:27 am The Ultimate Avengers


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Oct. 27th, 2006 @ 08:53 am The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Current Mood: amused


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Feb. 10th, 2006 @ 02:40 am The Transformers: The Movie
Current Mood: amused


When Bova Fett called about this one (which played at the Coolidge Corner last weekend at midnight) I didn't expect to have such a good time with it. I mainly went because Baroness Von Hellmold grew up watching Transformers and thus she was interested, and due to my contact with the epic cheese that is this film's soundtrack thanks to B-fest CDs and Boogie Nights. I knew I was going to have a good time the minute the cheesy theme song started up and the title "The Transformers" was followed by a second screen of "The Movie".

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Jan. 18th, 2006 @ 01:23 pm The SpongeBob Square Pants Movie


I caught this Monday night with the Baroness. She's a fan of the show, whereas I've seen a few episodes here and there. That being said, this movie made me laugh my ass off. None of the over-the-top sentimentality or lesson teaching that often plagues children's movies, with plenty of stuff that an adult will find funny (the end musical number, a parody of over-the-top hair band videos, for example).

The film is sort of stream-of-consciousness, so it's hard to write a review, but basically Spongebob (Tom Kenny, The Animatrix) and Patrick Star (Bill Fagerbakke, The Hunchback of Notre Dame) have to journey to Shell City to regain King Neptune's (Jeffrey Tambor, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas) crown, which was stolen by Plankton, so that he can frame rival Mr. Krabs (Clancy Brown, Extreme Prejudice). King Neptune (persuaded by his daughter, Mindy (Scarlett Johansson, Ghost World)) gives Spongebob (who just lost a promotion to Manager of Mr. Krab's new location to Squidward (Rodger Bumpass, Heavy Metal)) 6 days to get the crown and save Mr. Krab. Along the way they are persued by Plankton's minion Dennis (Alec Baldwin, She's Having a Baby), and there's a memorable cameo by David Hasselhoff.



Last night we watched another episode of The Outer Limits, O.B.I.T.. Peter Breck (The Beatnicks) plays Senator Jeremiah Orville, who's investigating a murder at a research center which revolves around a new device, an O.B.I.T. machine, which allows individuals to spy on anyone at anytime anywhere. It's quickly made apparent that the device is ruining the lives and morale of everyone at the center, with suicides and drinking way up. Jeff Corey (Conan the Destroyer) plays the mysterious figure Dr. Albert Lomax, the acting head of the center who blocks the investigation.

The plot on this one was quite good, and I did not guess what was going on until very near the end. The idea itself is a good one-I think this was the show at its best.
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Jan. 20th, 2005 @ 08:26 am The Secret of NIMH
Current Mood: surprised
Current Music: Pills, The New York Dolls


Last night while reorganizing my video and DVD collection to make room for the Baroness's DVD's (I actually finally decided to sell/trade off a bunch of the titles I'm probably never going to watch again, throw out some dubbed videos that are pretty much le crap, and I had to *sniff* toss The Big Parade and Afros, Macs, and Zodiacs because both are broken) I took stock of what she owns that I either have never seen, or haven't seen since I was a kid. While taking stock I let on my willingness to watch The Secret of NIMH and my fate was sealed.
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Aug. 26th, 2004 @ 09:26 am The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Weezer, The Green Album


Caught this one last night. I really enjoyed elements of this film, while others fell flat for me. Most enjoyable were all the scenes that reminded me of my own youth-riding bikes off to abandoned buildings and screwing around there, bullshitting about things we had no real clue about, being an altar boy and stuck in Catholic school. I especially liked the scene where Francis Doyle (Emile Hirsch from The Girl Next Door) and Tim Sullivan (Kieran Culkin from Igby Goes Down) are serving mass and the girl Doyle has a crush on, Margy Flynn (Jena Malone from Donnie Darko), shows up to receive communion. This is (very poorly, I might add) placed in the 70s and therefore Doyle is holding the little plate who's name I can't remember, underneath the priest's (Vincent D'Onofrio from Full Metal Jacket) hand as he gives out communion, something we never did. In any case, there's nothing worse that being up on the altar staring at some girl you have a crush on/lust for-man, was that ever akward/guilt-inducing. Margy leaves a note on the plate, which is nuts, I can't imagine how akward that would be.

In any case, the young cast (joined by Jodie Foster who plays their nemisis, the one legged Sister Assumpta) acquits itself well (though Foster's Irish accent comes and goes) and the story is a pretty good coming-of-age tale. While certain elments in the story are a little odd (Margy's dark secret, for example), it's still a good film, even if the story is a little shop worn. What didn't work as well for me were the animated segments,which are Doyle, an aspiring comic book artist/writer's creations. While initially quite fun, the attempts to parallel the filmed segments' story with a juvenile comic book doesn't quite work out when the story takes a turn for the serious about half way in.
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