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Oct. 15th, 2008 @ 07:15 pm Torndao!


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Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:37 pm Barn of the Naked Dead


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Jun. 11th, 2008 @ 09:40 am I Drink Your Blood


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May. 24th, 2008 @ 01:42 pm 2019: After the Fall of New York


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May. 8th, 2008 @ 09:27 am Hawk the Slayer


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May. 7th, 2008 @ 07:18 pm Supersonic Man


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Mar. 25th, 2008 @ 09:32 am 1990: The Bronx Warriors


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Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 10:37 am Raisins De La Mort aka The Grapes of Death


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Jun. 8th, 2007 @ 03:06 pm Mountaintop Motel Massacre
Current Location: Wadsworth Library


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Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 05:24 pm Yor the Hunter from the Future
Current Location: Study


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Dec. 13th, 2006 @ 12:35 pm Trancers


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Sep. 21st, 2006 @ 03:22 pm Chuck Norris Marathon Pt. 1: Silent Rage
Current Mood: amused
Bizarro Tim tipped me off last Thursday that the Somerville Theater was having a Chuck Norris marathon. Better, they were showing Silent Rage, a Norris film I'd wanted to see for some time, and Lone Wolf McQuade, which is simply one of the most bad ass films ever made, simultaneously so-bad-it's-good and flat-out bad ass. The question was who I could get to come with me. Brother Grimm, sadly, couldn't make it; Kimenstein and Stone, who were interested in Silent Rage, were too busy doing *actual* martial arts to make it to the 2pm showing, others were unsure if they could make it or not.

Stalwart Dan got tempted into trying to hit at least four of the films with me, and he did end up sitting through all four-Invasion U.S.A. and Code of Silence rounded out the Norris quadrology.



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Sep. 12th, 2006 @ 09:04 am Marriage isn't a Word-It's a DEATH Sentence! night
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Jul. 13th, 2006 @ 11:56 am Death Ring
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Jul. 10th, 2006 @ 12:08 pm Abby
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Jun. 14th, 2006 @ 01:50 pm Three Tough Guys
Current Mood: disappointed
Sunday morning I watched Godzilla: King of the Monsters for the first time a very long time. The goofy American version, with its Raymond Burr (The Return) inserts, its narration (which does give a few good lines though-chiefly "I'm saying a prayer...a prayer for the whole world"), its limited and terrible dubbing. They also cut out all of the emotional heart of the story and any World War Two and most H-bomb references. Though I will always have certain affection for the American version, the Japanese version is head and shoulders above it.

I followed it up with Three Tough Guys, which I'd been sitting on since I traded for it nearly a year ago.


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Feb. 15th, 2006 @ 09:50 am The Sleeping Fist
Current Mood: amused


I followed up Sabrina with The Sleeping Fist. I'm nothing if not logical. This was one of the many rip-offs of Drunken Master after that film's success. What we get in this one is a wandering, drunken beggar (sound familiar) who is somewhat abusive to his students and who teaches an unlikely form of kung-fu based on sleeping.

Yes folks, it's a film which could have, but unfortunately didn't, feature Sleepy Bear style of kung fu. It did feature Sleeping Monkey, Sleeping Man, Sleeping Buddha, and Sleeping Fairy styles, however, and a whole lot of "power" yawns. I'm not kidding.

The film is, actually, fairly amusing, although the obnoxious komic relief/kute little tramp orphan charater gets to be a bit much by the end of the running time. Essentially the hero is some sort of undercover cop who's about to bust open a case against a crime lord. He hooks up with the aforementioned orphan, sets to wandering (for some reason that's never said he's unable to merely bring his evidence against the main villain, so he instead wanders the country trying to heal his wound and avoid the crime lord), saves a girl from some ruffians (which of course brings more trouble upon him) and meets up with the aformentioned drunken beggar teacher and learns the style he needs to beat the unbeatable foe.

It's a pretty standard old-school kung fu movie, but for whatever reason I found it quite enjoyable. The leads do some pretty good 'fu, the comedy isn't half bad, and the whole thing is hig enough energy that you can forgive it's faults-the shop worn storyline, half-baked romance subplot, perfunctory villain, and the some what irritating orphan character. On the other hand, the film ends with said orphan *pissing on* the hero to wake him up after the climatic bout, so it isn't all bad.
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Nov. 20th, 2005 @ 01:20 pm Forgot one a while back: Wheels of Fire
Current Mood: working


I've been watching so much stuff lately that I completely forgot a film I watched a while back: Wheels of Fire. Wheels of Fire is a cheap Filipino knock-off of The Road Warrior, complete with a wandering stranger in an all black muscle car, who wears black leather and is reluctantly drawn in to a battle to save a group of idealists who are preparing for a journey to the promised land.

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Jun. 10th, 2005 @ 11:17 am Inseminoid
Current Mood: amused


Last night I watched another of the films I "traded" [info]beggarsoshat for-the unfortunately titled Inseminoid, which makes it sound like an uber creepy porno. What it is, in fact, is a Z-grade Brit Alien knock off. In this one, a team is sent to a newly discovered world to research the tomb of a sentient race and to discover what caused their extinction.

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Jan. 14th, 2005 @ 09:43 am Creepozoids, Phantom of the Paradise
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: The builders who are making lots of noise's Classic Rock
Last night after work I made the mistake of settling into watching flicks with the very sick Dr. Kimenstein. I say "mistake" only because I meant to do all sorts of things-finish my Champions prep, clean, make the soup that the oh-so-lovely Baroness asked me to make. Instead, I watched the utter shit fest Creepozoids.

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